I faced the mirror putting on my lipstick. Being some six inches distance from the mirror with 100 Watts bulbs equally distanced from each other on top of the mirror, I expertly slid the tip of my shiny light red lipstick from left to right on my upper lip and from right to left on my lower lip. My lips rubbed each other together forward and backward, sideward alternately. Then, they abruptly separated in a ‘smack’.