"She weighs 400lbs! Who's gonna like to have sex with her, huh?"

"Some men - HUGE men love HUGE women. But some skinny men love HUGE women," Matt Davis replied intelligently.

"Well, gee... I know she's my half-sister, but I really doubt it. No man in the right mind will want to sleep with her," I just said it the way I believe I know it.

"Hey, she's ... umm how old?" asked Matt.

"Thirty-nine ... the day after tomorrow," I confirmed.

"Hhmmm, not bad," Matt said, "she does not look that old. All the while I thought she is twenty-two!"

"HEY! I'm thirty years old. Are you saying that I look older than her?" I felt so much offended.

"No no NO! I never said that. Did I?" Matt asked with a teasing smile.

I hit him on his shoulder.

"Hey! Cool it! I was just joking!" he laughed and I laughed.